勇士全明星射手克莱-汤普森在中国行期间和一位小姑娘进行投篮机比赛，结果惨败！
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[–]Bullsithoughtiwouldshare：She waited for this moment her whole life Klay never had a chance.
这姑娘一生都在等待这一刻，克莱毫无胜算
[–]NBAzxc123zxc123：[WOJ] Daryl Morrey of HOU has signed FA Pop-A-Shot-Chinese-Girl citing "She shoots faster than Curry, but big like I.T."
Woj：火箭总经理达雷尔-莫雷签下自由球员——玩投篮机的中国姑娘，她的出手速度比库里还快，但是和小托马斯一样高...
[–][GSW] Andris BiedrinsAsk_Me_For_Mei_Tips：If you had one shot, one opportunity
to absolutely school one of the best basketball players in the world
would you take it...
or just let it slip?
如果你有一次机会，只有一次
去教育世界上最出色的篮球运动员之一
你会抓住这次机会...
还是，会让它溜走？
注：改编自Eminem歌曲《Lose Yourself》
[–]Warriorsmaethlin：To be fair, that's not a little girl. That's a robot.
说良心话，和克莱比试的根本不是小姑娘，而是个机器人！
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[–][BKN] Vince CarterLiaM_CS：She looked like Klay against OKC in game 6
她看起来就像是(2016年西决)G6对阵雷霆时的克莱
[–]WarriorsOccasionally_Correct：The little Chinese girl has a time out...decides not to use it!
中国小姑娘还有一次暂停，决定不用！
[–]WarriorsStalin_2020：Little Chinese girl, way downtown! BANG! BAAAAAANG!
小姑娘！出手！超远三分！进了！球进了！
[–]Warriorsthekinglinius：Ohhh what a shot by little chinese girl!!!
天呐！小姑娘这记投篮太NB了！！！
注：以上三句台词改编自库里2015-16赛季超远三分绝杀雷霆时解说员的解说词，原版如下：
They do have a timeout. Decide not to use it. Curry! Way downtown! Bang! Bang! Oh, what a shot from Curry! With six tenth of a second remaining!
拓展视频>>库里绝杀雷霆全球各种疯狂解说版
[–]mariojt：Mama there goes that girl
妈妈！那个姑娘来了！
注：改编自马克杰克逊经典解说台词“Mama, There Goes That Man!”
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[–]CelticsReversalRivers：She's a machine lol
她就是一台机器啊！哈哈哈哈！
[–][SAS] Marco BelinelliChiliConChaos：Never underestimate the ability of Chinese kids to get insanely good at something super specific.
永远不要低估中国小孩的能力，他们能在一些特长上秀得你头皮发麻
[–]Warriorsezracrow：or old chinese dudes.
也不要低估你大爷
[–]HeatJackMeOffBieber：Check this one out
还有这位
[–]RocketsMMO4life：Klay is lucky he's only playing against the little girl
克莱很幸运 他只是和一个小女孩比试
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[–]76erselemeno64：Whenever you learn some skill or accomplish something cool and are feeling good about yourself just type “[that skill] done by 5 year old Chinese kid” into YouTube, it’ll bring you back down
当你掌握某些技能或者完成一些很酷的事情时，你会自我感觉不错！但是当你发现这些东西被一个5岁的中国小女孩轻松做到时，这会让你认清现实...
[–]Trail BlazersDrose_Drose_Drose：It makes sense. In a country of literally over a billion people, you’re bound to find prodigies of oddly specific things
是这样...在一个人口超过10亿的国家，你肯定能发现一些有独特才能的人...
[–]CavaliersFuckingJello：KD gonna sign wherever she goes
这个小女孩在哪，杜兰特就去哪儿
[–]MavericksOwnFall：“My Next chapter”
我的下一篇章
[–]wwcasedo：LeBron to China confirmed
已确认，詹姆斯将加盟中国(球队)
[–]Stevemnuchin：Lonzo and Fultz are furiously recruiting this little girl as their new shooting coach !
鲍尔和富尔茨争前恐后地招募这个小女孩作为他们新的投篮教练！
[–]LakersCrayonFox：Lonzo sent LiAngelo to steal her shooting form.
朗佐派二弟利安吉洛偷走了她的投篮姿势
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[–]jarmzet：I think that is Steph Curry in a dress.
这不就是穿着裙子的库里吗？
[–]RocketsMMO4life：Curry ain't scoring 3x faster than Klay
库里的出手速度可没有克莱的三倍快
[–]TheCtrlLeftisafterme：Supermax her
顶薪签下这个小姑娘！
[–]WarriorsLZ_Khan：And with the 2019 first pick the Grizzlies select...
2019年NBA选秀大会，灰熊在首轮第一顺位选择的是...
[–]Knickszeezee2k：Puma just offered her a shoe deal
彪马和这位小姑娘已经达成一份球鞋合同
注：彪马近期和多位NBA球员签下球鞋合同
[–]kilmerindigo：Thibs gonna sign her and play her 40 minutes.
锡伯杜会签下她，然后让她场均出战40分钟！
[–]blackbuddie：Goat
历史最佳！
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