键盘侠|KD是NBA搞笑界GOAT😂紫色背景暗示去湖人实锤了🐶

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2022-07-25 17:26:13

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昨日,杜兰特在TikTok(抖音海外版)上开号,账号为:2way3level。

视频中杜兰特一脸严肃地问:这玩意该怎么玩?

[–]HawksDirtyHarryBlowpop 1 point 1 day ago

When KD sits in the driver's seat

老鹰球迷:这也是KD坐在驾驶座上要说的第一句话!

[–]ClippersAngsMcgyvr 79 points 1 day ago

That made laugh. I like KD, man. He's kind of weird.

快船球迷:太好笑了,我爱KD,他真的有点…可爱。

[–]XSignal@XSigna1

Bro has the face of a man getting swept in the playoffs in the first round against the celtics

推特网友:这表情和季后赛首轮被凯尔特人横扫时一样一样的。

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[–][HOU] Bob Suradocjohnson1395 1 point 1 day ago

Kd kinda ugly bruh

火箭球迷:KD真的有点丑。

[–]chechekule 680 points 1 day ago

KD is an interesting critter bro

球迷:好看的皮囊千篇一律,KD的灵魂万中无一!

[–]ThunderRamjambambam 1 point 5 hours ago

He needa do something wit that beard

雷霆球迷:他该修修胡子!

[–][BOS] Kevin GarnettBradWonder 1 point 1 day ago

Need some Chapstick

凯尔特人球迷:需要搽点润唇膏!

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[–]Raptors-HeisenBird- 0 points 23 hours ago

Bro, you're 34. Just get married and start a family.

猛龙球迷:KD大兄弟,你都34了,赶紧结婚成个家吧!

[–]KingsPrimaryAccording9162 2318 points 1 day ago 

Bro made his tiktok name a 2k build

国王球迷:KD这抖音账号就是他的2K游戏账号。

[–]ThunderPrOKCedure 582 points 1 day ago

I think it was a burner that he accidentally posted on

雷霆球迷:我还以为是他不小心把小号做了实名认证。

[–]Zack on the 26th floor@z_camps

I've lost all respect for this man. No way he's making millions but still got the LED strip light in his room

推特网友:挣那么多钱还用LED灯,就像身骑白马拎木棍,欣赏不来也理解不了!

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[–]LakersShrekt115 0 points 1 day ago

Purple background

KD to Lakers confirmed

湖人球迷:紫色背景,有意我湖!

[–]PaoloBancheroFan 1282 points 1 day ago

purple background light = going to the kings

班凯罗球迷:紫色背景灯,国王新征程!

[–]LakersStoneColdAM 1 point  1 day ago

I would honestly love to see that. Sacramento needs to make a super bold (good) move.

湖人球迷:我还真想看到KD降临萨克拉门托,国王队不鸣这么多年,也该一鸣惊人了!

相关新闻:国王缺席季后赛多久?没有任何现役球员曾在季后赛与国王对阵

[–]Heattinylegumes 1 point  1 day ago

The Hardest Road

热火球迷:这真是最艰难的道路!

[–]RaptorsAHImusic 1 point 23 hours ago 1 day ago

Purple Dinosaur baby!! He’s going Jurassic with Barney.

猛龙球迷:我萌龙宝宝也是紫色!!!KD是想和斯科蒂-巴恩斯一起打球!

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[–]nedimko123 6 points 1 day ago

Isnt purple colour sign of depression

球迷:紫色不是代表着忧郁吗?

[–]Raptorssleepy416 752 points 1 day ago

When he’s not in his feelings KD is the funniest dude in the league

猛龙球迷:KD心情不好的时候,却能逗笑全世界!

[–]jacobean___ 1 point 22 hours ago

Yeah I’ve always liked KD. He’s really fucking funny. Funny when he wants to be, and funny when he doesn’t.

球迷:真相了!我一直都很喜欢KD,他想搞笑的时候是真的搞笑,他不想搞笑的时候还是那么搞笑!

[–]Dani*@chessyfan_19

Funniest NBA player

推特网友:NBA搞笑界GOAT!

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[–]PistonsTheMemeMachine3000 15 points 1 day ago

KD has widened his grasp on social media

活塞球迷:KD已经开拓新的社媒领域。

[–]HornetsYizWasHere 248 points 1 day ago

KD in TikTok comment sections is gonna be gold

黄蜂球迷:KD要用键问鼎TikTok评论区!

[–]Supersonicsoranjuicejones 25 points 1 day ago

wake me up when he starts an onlyfans.

超音速球迷:当杜兰特开始和粉丝比键,请一定要叫醒我!

[–]LakersJilJungJukk 558 points 1 day ago

Imagine KD doing a TikTok dance lol

湖人球迷:只是想想KD跳抖音魔性舞蹈的画面就蚌埠住了!

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[–]Total_Home190 146 points 1 day ago

KD tiktok obsession is about to start. his twitter era is about to be over

球迷:KD的抖音时代即将开启,也意味着推特时态即将终结。

[–]Keisha W.@Taurus510W

Stay on twitter KD!!

推特网友:KD别走,推特不能没有你!

[–]Chippy@Chippyyyy3

The internet needs KD.

推特网友:是整个网络世界不能没有KD!

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