键盘侠|中计啦!戈贝尔被激怒是设计好的🤫球队就是不想他上场

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2023-04-10 16:07:33

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新闻链接>>>>>>😲打队友?戈贝尔直接朝李凯尔挥拳 后者暴怒上前理论被拉开

直播吧4月10日讯 森林狼今日主场对阵鹈鹕。

比赛第二节,一次暂停期间,戈贝尔在暂停期间突然给了队友凯尔-安德森一拳,普林斯站起身来一把将戈贝尔推开表示不满,安德森暴怒想上前和戈贝尔冲突,但几人很快被队友和教练分开。

戈贝尔冲突后先是返回了更衣室一阵,之后又返回到了替补席。

下半场,森林狼官方宣布,戈贝尔退出本场比赛。

[–]save-the-butter 6420 points 5 hours ago*

Lmao, this is insane to do right before the play ins

球迷:打附加赛之前来这出?疯了吧!没把我给笑死…

[–][CHI] Best of 2021 WinnerDeBallZach- 3266 points 5 hours ago

bro read up on the MJ punching Kerr story last night and said lemme try something

公牛球迷:戈贝尔昨天拜读了乔丹胖揍科尔的传奇故事之后,心想:“要不我也试试吧~”

注:乔丹曾在95-96赛季训练营和科尔大打出手,然而那次冲突反而促进了乔丹和科尔的私人关系,同时也提升了公牛队内的化学反应。

[–]LikeCalvinForHobbes 676 points 5 hours ago

"Let me add that to my legacy."

球迷:戈贝尔:“我也想要这样的光辉事迹来点缀我的职业生涯~”

[–]Westbbeatsz 255 points 4 hours ago

Didn’t Gobert send the NBA into an early Covid lockdown

球迷:听说戈贝尔不是在新冠元年亲手摸停过联盟吗?

[–]OpenlyDefective 168 points 4 hours ago

Yes when he was with the jazz he got sick and thought it would be funny to intentionally cough on the microphones and everywhere in the interview room. Tested positive right after that.

球迷:是的,当时他还在爵士,那天他生病了,但是在接受采访的时候故意朝着话筒和房间四周咳嗽,还以为自己很幽默。之后没多久他就被确诊新冠阳性…

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[–]HeatanIlliterateIdiot 5428 points 5 hours ago

One of the wildest moments of this season. Also quickest I’ve seen SloMo move

热火球迷:这应该是本赛季最出格的事件之一了,也是“人类蠕动精华”蠕动最快的一次~

[–]KaiserKaiba 1542 points 5 hours ago

This really is one of the craziest moments of the season. Shit is in the gutter for Minny

球迷:是啊,这真的是本赛季最疯狂之一了,森林狼的下水道全被大粪给堵住了…

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[–]Timberwolvesgrumplefuckstick 614 points 5 hours ago

Always has been

森林狼球迷:咱的下水道被大粪堵住也不是一天两天了…

[–]Barbell_Flyes 418 points 5 hours ago

yet people said Donovan Mitchell was the locker room cancer in Utah

球迷:听听,别人还说米切尔是爵士队更衣室里的毒瘤呢~

[–]LakersSw3atyGoalz 196 points 5 hours ago

Or DLo this season lol

湖人球迷:还有人说拉塞尔是森林狼更衣室的毒瘤呢,哈哈哈…

[–]Raptorsimsahoamtiskaw 56 points 4 hours ago

If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole

猛龙球迷:俗话说,你的鞋柜里有一双鞋臭,那是鞋有问题;如果每双鞋都臭,那就是你的脚有问题了~

[–]LakersCharmstrongest 382 points 5 hours ago

Love how Gobert immediately retreats once Anderson lunges at him

湖人球迷:当李凯尔冲向他的瞬间,戈贝尔撤退的姿势好帅,爱了~

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[–]Clippers429501 343 points 5 hours ago

Defense is what he's known for after all.

快船球迷:防守是戈贝尔骨子里的东西,条件反射没办法~

[–][CHI] Best of 2021 WinnerDeBallZach- 1379 points 5 hours ago

Mike Conley's face says it all

公牛球迷:康利的表情管理说明了一切~

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[–]HornetsNumber1SunsHater 463 points 5 hours ago

Edwards is the guy to look at. A look of pure disbelief and exasperation, then he’s the only guy left sitting on the bench while everyone else breaks it up.

黄蜂球迷:大伙儿,华子这人有点意思嘿~冲突过程中,他表情上一脸的难以置信和愤慨,行动上却是唯一一个坐在那儿看戏的…其他人可都起身拉架去了啊~

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[–]Pistonssliccricc83 185 points 4 hours ago

Edwards is us lol. Just watching

活塞球迷:华子和我们一样是吃瓜群众,哈哈哈~爱看戏~

[–][SEA] Kevin DurantWestleyThe 705 points 5 hours ago

Taurean Prince was ready to fight Rudy

Wow

超音速球迷:普林斯那个时候已经摆起架势要和戈贝尔干了,我的妈呀~

[–]NobodyWins22 426 points 5 hours ago*

Look at Prince (#12) right before Gobert punches Anderson, Prince calls Rudy “bitchass”.

球迷:你们仔细回看下视频,在戈贝尔打李凯尔之前,普林斯(12号球员)喊了一声戈贝尔“婊子”…

[–]Nuggetscalculated_riZk 7 points 4 hours ago

I thought it looked more like “come on stop”

掘金球迷:我觉得他更像是在说“不要酱紫”~

[–]RocketsDarthShaveHer 8 points 4 hours ago

Nah his pronunciation definitely looked like he said “bitch ass”, “Stop” would have looked more like an O shape with his mouth.

火箭球迷:不不不,他的口型显然更像是在说“婊~子~”,而说“不要酱紫”的话他的口型会张得更开一点~

[–]BullsLori_Heavyhand 269 points 5 hours ago

Looks like Anderson also says, "You're a bitch" before the punch as well

公牛球迷:在戈贝尔出拳之前,李凯尔貌似也说了句“你是个婊子”~

新闻链接>>>>>>Woj:在安德森怒骂“闭上你的嘴娘炮!”后 戈贝尔出了拳

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(戈贝尔:你叫我什么?)

[–]Raptorstsn101 770 points 5 hours ago

The NBA started and ended the season with a teammate punching another teammate.

猛龙球迷:本赛季常规赛以一个人打队友开始,也以一个人打队友收尾。

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(追梦:讽刺不?)

[–]76ersbravof1ve 211 points 6 hours ago

I would be shocked if there is anyone in the United States that likes Rudy Gobert.

Completely bagless and seems like a dickhead

76人球迷:如果在美国有谁是喜欢戈贝尔的,那我会被震惊到!他压根就没什么本事,就像蠢货一个~

[–]Trail BlazersRipCityTilIDie 105 points 5 hours ago

Gobert to the Raptors then.

开拓者球迷:那就把戈贝尔交易到猛龙去好了~

[–]RaptorsFeisty-Reference2888 1 point 1 hour ago

Dear god no!

猛龙球迷:上帝啊~不要!!!

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[–]RaptorsBUNSHICHl 33 points 5 hours ago

If only they had 5 more frps to send along with him

猛龙球迷:只要森林狼还有5个首轮签和他打包一起送过来的话,可以考虑一下~

[–]WarriorsPetyrBaelish 2 points 3 hours ago

Honestly, I've always held a soft spot for the tall gangly guys. I was a center, though not nearly as freakish, so I get it. I just wanted to see them succeed. But after this even I want to punch Gobe in the face

勇士球迷:讲真,我一直对瘦高个怀有悲悯之心,因为我曾经也打过中锋,虽然不是鹤立鸡群的那种,所以我能理解中锋的不易,希望他们能成功。但是看了今天这事儿之后,连我忍不住想在戈贝尔脸上来几下~

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(戈贝尔这儿不太行) 

[–]Timberwolvessrry_didnt_hear_you 1407 points 5 hours ago

My personal theory is that since Gobert is hurt and playing shitty, Kyle purposefully set him off to get him off the court 😉

森林狼球迷:我对今天这事儿的个人理解是,因为戈贝尔有伤在身,而且打得也很烂,李凯尔是故意激怒他,好让他下场别掺和比赛的~

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[–]TimberwolvesStraightCashHomie69 37 points 5 hours ago

That would make a lot of sense actually since Rudy was questionable to play earlier.

森琳琅球迷:这么一说就合理很多了,戈贝尔赛前本来是出战成疑的状态~

新闻链接>>>>>>Lowe:戈贝尔有背伤今天差点打不了 冲突时曾提到背伤影响发挥

[–]JazzVordeo 2 points 5 hours ago

They needed to sit Rudy, but didn't want the league to think Wolves were tanking.

Slow Mo is a genius.

爵士球迷:森林狼不希望戈贝尔出战,但又不想联盟觉得他们在摆烂,人蠕精真是个天才啊!

[–]WarriorsMe_talking 2 points 3 hours ago

Finch: Guys, Rudy is hurt and should NOT be playing. Who wants to rile him up and get him ejected?

Ant: Not it

KAT: Not it

Conley: Not it

Jaden: Not it

Slo-Mo: Fuck..fine, I will do it

芬奇:同志们,戈贝尔有伤在身不能打,谁愿意出手去惹毛他,让他被驱逐啊?

华子:别看我!

唐斯:我不嘛~

康利:我不行…

麦克丹尼尔斯:我才不

人蠕精:去他妈的,算了算了,还是我来吧!

[–]LakersT_025 816 points 5 hours ago

That’s the kind of vet presence everyone needs👍

湖人球迷:这才是老将该起的表率作用啊👍

[–]preqqit 0 points 6 hours ago

Tell me you're tanking without outright telling me you're tanking

球迷:原则上呢摆烂是绝对不可以滴~事实上呢也不是完全不支持~懂我意思么?

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[–]Timberwolvessrry_didnt_hear_you 289 points 5 hours ago

Slowmo really IS our most important player lmao

森林狼:人蠕精真是是我们最重要的球员啊,哈哈哈~

[–]JazzCocoDreamboat 3 points 5 hours ago

They're playing so much better with Kyle as the small ball 5 😂

爵士球迷:当由李凯尔充当5号位小球阵容在场上时,森林狼打得好太多了啊~ 😂

[–]Timberwolvestomdawg0022 178 points 5 hours ago

Kyle is our MVP this year.

森林狼球迷:李凯尔是我们这赛季的MVP!

[–]LakersJilJungJukk 1962 points 5 hours ago*

Bro the entire team took Kyle’s side lmfaooo specially Prince had HATE in his eyes

湖人球迷:老兄,整个森林狼队都站在李凯尔这边啊,笑死我了~尤其是普林斯,看看他盯着戈贝尔时候的眼神,全是厌恶啊~

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[–]Warriorsgompomp30 73 points 5 hours ago

Fr look at the way Prince looks at him before the punch

勇士球迷:真的,看看戈贝尔出拳之前普林斯的眼神吧…

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